Etc:

Dear John! You said you had protection, and I am pregnant with 6, yes 6 Bellys, a bloody litter! Your a CattleProdder and DishCloth, and my Daddy wants to butt you, and my brothers are looking for you. And I hope your GooseGreaseGravy fluffs off in the BehindTheCoalhouse. I hate you, but the sex was great. Abby.


And finally...

Q Ä What was the elephant doing on the motorway? A Ä About 5 mph


(Thursday, 11 June, 2026.)

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