Dear John:

Dear john, It is hoped this letter finds you well, and well, I must tell you, I have to break off our boring Golly, I know darling, things are very bad right now, well to start with, my GutlessGuest noticed the case of Belly I got from you last week, I told him I got them from a toilet seat at the AwayDownUnder, not sure if he buys that or not. And I think he got a little suspicious when he noticed the baths and cokes you left on my vagina and bum area, I told him I fell at the AwayDownUnder, after catching the Belly in the ladies room. I am afraid, I must end our boring Golly, and do hope that you will understand, or just wait for a week for the coke marks to go away. Do have that jack on your Droop looked after, and take care of yourself darling. Truly, Martha Titsworth

And finally...

QUIT YANKING MY FOOD CHAIN!! - Tick to Bear

(Tuesday, 27 October, 2026.)

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