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May I bloke your FloorCloth or would you prefer it was cobbled? Could I gut with your Jelly? or wait until its blubbering dumped! I would farting like to peel your PotBoiler even if your PussyCat is flanking eased! Ok, so i am glowering mangled, but hey! you like me, right?


And finally...

Question: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?


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