P:

Put the sword down. You're scaring the straights

Q:

Quantum Mechanics do it with uncertainty.

R:

Real Newspaper Headline: Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

S:

Start slow and the taper off

T:

Too tired to think up a new tagline!

And finally...

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route

(Thursday, 11 June, 2026.)