F:

Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate

G:

Good gun control is hitting your target.

H:

Homosexuals abnormal and an abomination. Treat them as such.

I:

I am Koresh of Borg. You will be incinerated.

J:

Joel. Don't vapor lock on us! - Tom

And finally...

Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They don't know any better.

(Sunday, 26 April, 2026.)