A:

A few sandwiches short of a picnic.

B:

Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Windows!

C:

Conquest of _Light_

D:

D-d-don't touch that! - Tom on kid in shower

E:

Enee, Menee, Minee, HEY MO!!!

And finally...

Questionable day

(Sunday, 26 April, 2026.)