A:

A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were.

B:

Borg asSimulator 1.0 for Windows NT - DOS is irrelevant

C:

Call now & receive your FREE Belching Dragon Coloring Book!!!

D:

Dream come true: Beta testing for a brewery.

E:

Everyone knows my face, but who knows my toes?

And finally...

Quadrotriticale is irrelevant. -- Borgisized tribble

(Tuesday, 27 October, 2026.)