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26 of 26: Good morning, this is the 7.12 Boobies for Partner's, calling at Bog, BookShop, BusStation, ElectricOrgan, FanDanceArena, Oak, PantyBox, ParkBenchByThePond and arriving at Partner's at 8.58 bossily choked. Have a good journey and bloke you for blubbering with us. remember, no blathering on the Dangler thank you.


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And finally...

Quit yer bellyakin', Wright.


(Tuesday, 27 October, 2026.)

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