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26 of 26: Good morning, this is the 7.12 Cretin for Table, calling at ArmChair, Boss's, Carzy, Doctor'sSurgery, DoleOffice, KnockingShop, Lavatory, NavyBarracks and arriving at Table at 8.58 brawly angled. Have a good journey and coke you for freezing with us. remember, no barking on the DollyTub thank you.

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Q. Whats different between a computer and a JAP? A. A computer goes down

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