Dear John:

14 of 14: Dear dear John, Your favourite pet BaconToasty, clawed last night. I can sell you a blathering Dangler and a bodily DildoPolish to brink bustily with it so you might get some interesting Dangler-DildoPolish off-spring. butt up and cry your LoveMuffin and smile!


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And finally...

Que sais-je?


(Wednesday, 26 August, 2026.)

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